March 2012
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Please reblog: Tomorrow, March the 1st, is Self...
inexplicablemadness asked: LOL, alllll this time I thought I was following you. Tf t-.- But I found you at last <3
I Call Everybody Nigga,
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khaillou:
realcertified:
Black, White, Indian, Chaldean, Latino, Asian, Italian, Shit I even Call Dogs ‘My Nigga’. Cause Yaw My Niggas, Nigga!
I called my mom nigga.
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT NIGGAS DO
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“If your boyfriend only wants you for your breast, thighs and legs; Send him to...”
– Wiz Khalifa (via wistfulmind)
“I once met a man who trained himself not to dream. What he seems to have seen...”
– Eyedea & Abilities (via clanindafrontt)
thatswhatthewatergaveus:
Sometimes, when people are sad, nothing can really bring them back up right away. Simple words, good advice, or even the people around them trying to make them happy can’t make them happy just like that. We should never tell someone to just be happy and forget about what’s holding them down, because we’re not dealing with the pain in their heart. It takes time and...
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imafrican:
Rihanna - Watch n’ learn
Watchamst3rdamned:
day-drea-mer:
How do you protect your virginity? Like this.
how i pick up guys at the club
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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simply-jimmy:
Immortal Technique // You Never...
